Sev ([info]tropism) wrote,
@ 2008-01-24 16:54:00
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Blargh 2
Took off from work early, working only a half-day. You know you're sick when everyone including your manager says something to you along the lines of "You look like crap!"

Also, today is apparently National Depression Day. I think I'll celebrate by hurling myself under a bus.*






* Yes, that's sarcasm. No, I'm not going to throw myself under a bus.**

** I'm much more likely to use high explosives!

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[info]true_crime
2008-01-24 10:02 pm UTC (link)
If I were to blow myself up or kill myself I'd make sure to do it in a room filled with lingerie and high heeled shoes. I think that would make the most dramatic crime scene. lol

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[info]tropism
2008-01-24 11:06 pm UTC (link)
It'd be even better if it was a suicide pact with a sex midget in said surroundings. ;)

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[info]true_crime
2008-01-25 12:13 am UTC (link)
hehehehehehe, I knew I liked you!

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[info]keletkezes
2008-01-25 01:58 pm UTC (link)
You two are awful ;) Soft Cell did a song 'Sex Dwarf' which would suit this sort of situation. It's hilarious even despite the daft title! Personally I'd go with Taking You All With Me nuclear-style... And by that I don't just mean exploding myself with americium from fire alarms. I know where the US Air Force nukes are at Lakenheath air base in Suffolk AND I know the guards have to go pee some time! ;P

Our National Depression Day (or The Saddest Day of the Year) was Monday (21st). It's always a Monday because it was the 23rd a few years ago, and, let's face it, Mondays suck.

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[info]baxil
2008-01-26 04:27 am UTC (link)
You're right. Throwing explosives under a bus is MUCH more awesome. :D

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